Miles From Tomorrowland: Surprisingly Boring for a Show Using Disney World IP

5:29 PM · May 15, 2021 ""we're delivering mail all day. i was hoping for something more exciting." miles, an idiot who has never seen get ed"

Not gonna lie, talking about the baby shows I don't like is kind of annoying. Like, what else is there to say other than the basics? It's been over a year. A lot of the finer details are things I don't remember. And a lot of my opinions are "this is a baby show it isn't meant for me." I had this problem with shows like Henry Hugglemonster and Sheriff Callie too. I will try my best but I apologize if it feels like I'm going through the motions.

That being said, Miles from Tomorrowland is not a good show.

4:18 PM · May 15, 2021 "miles seems like a show that would really benefit from a 22 minute episode.... bc the 11 minute eps are so nothing....."
4:41 PM · May 15, 2021 "watched a half hour miles ep and ehhhhhhh????"
5:50 PM · May 15, 2021 "man imagine being voiced by mark hamill and i still find you annoying..."
5:53 PM · May 15, 2021 "miles from tomorrowland more like just watch meet the robinsons"

I guess you could argue Miles from Tomorrowland is cashing off Disney World's Tomorrowland name, but even then... you'd at least think it'd give you some sort of nostalgia for the park. It's kind of just a normal show using a brand, similar to the Mighty Ducks cartoon.

And to be honest, I've been getting this show and Elliot from Earth confused for quite some time hahahaha!

So the show focuses around Miles Callisto and his family who live on a spaceship and work for the Tomorrowland Transit Authority.

1:59 PM · May 8, 2021 "Miles from Tomorrowland has a robot ostrich"
2:01 PM · May 8, 2021 "tom kenny's voice comes out of this man."

 

 

 

 

 

4:06 PM · May 15, 2021 "MILES DAD MAKES WHAT KIND OF PANCAKES???? nonsense pancakses..." 
5:26 PM · May 15, 2021 "stop making the older sister weird funny ocd joke your characters are not charming enough to make up for it"

Yes, they work for the guys who made the Peoplemover. And yes, I'd say they all work for it. Even the kids and the robot Ostrich. The TTA itself serves less as a public transit system across the galaxy and more as a governing and colonizing force? "The Great Space Train Robbery," the first episode of Mission Force One (season 3 of Miles from Tomorrowland) does call a planet that people moved onto a TTA colony. Granted, I doubt anyone actually lived on the planet beforehand, considering the temperature got down to -100 degrees, but I do wonder what other sort of planets are under the Tomorrowland Transit Authority.

10:25 AM · May 16, 2021 "are the folks at the tta space colonialists????"
9:28 AM · May 18, 2021 "mission force one is a metaphor for like how kids are missionaries..... im right."
10:43 AM · May 18, 2021 "I have two episodes left of this show and god the ideologies of the TTA are just depressing to think about."
10:44 AM · May 18, 2021 "It’s weirdly propagandist??? But I don’t really know what for?"
12:38 PM · May 18, 2021 "it was only one ep but like im still thinking about the weird colonialism of mission force one."

Honestly, Mission Force One feels like one of the more tacky options for this era of Disney Junior which was adamant on giving its baby shows lore.

10:57 AM · May 16, 2021 "are you telling me that there's a serious episode with shorts sprinkled around it."
10:58 AM · May 16, 2021 "this show annoys me im sick of the Baby Shows With Lore"
11:04 AM · May 16, 2021 "according to tvtropes the reason that lore is happening in season 3 is bc miles and his friends earned all their scout badges"

Honestly, my biggest issue with Miles from Tomorrowland is how essentially Nothing the show is. None of the stories stood out. The plot didn't stick out. The Disney World fanservice didn't stick out. And honestly, only two characters stuck out.

5:15 PM · May 15, 2021 "blodger sounds like this"

 

 

 

 

 

 

5:23 PM · May 15, 2021 "blodger dies"
5:57 PM · May 15, 2021 "little fucking baby bear blob boy in miles from tomorrowland said "well that's just wrong" but he has baby voice so it sounded like "well that shit's wrong.""
1:12 AM · May 16, 2021 "OH I FORGOT TO MENTION THE SHITTY LITTLE GRIZZ VOICED BLOB IN MILES IS A GIBBYLIKE...."

The other character that stuck out to me was one I actually liked: Dashiell Scamp the Space Trader, a thief who would often show up, steal things, and replace them with utterly useless things. He was always a delight to watch!

6:23 PM · May 15, 2021 "dashiell scamp is such a nonsense name and he looks like a tumblr boyfriend"

 

 

 

 

 

6:39 PM · May 15, 2021 "he n his funny little mustache robot are the only characters i've felt something more than apathy towards"
12:15 PM · May 18, 2021 "wow my favorite character in this one rlly is the tumblr boyfriend."

Though it didn't really offend my sensibilities in any way, there really was just nothing to this show that made it an absolute drag to get through. You ever think about those shitty MST3K movies around the 6th season? That's what Miles from Tomorrowland was to me.

Overall Rating of Miles from Tomorrowland: E Tier