Saturday, October 14, 2023

Fancy Nancy: You Claim You Want More Evil Women Characters But Can't Even Handle Nancy Clancy

"there should be a nonbinary character in fancy nancy. nancy should teach kids about iel"

[Image ID: George Costanza in a hospital bed. The caption beneath him says "This was supposed to be when it got good." /End ID]

10:19 AM · Jun 25, 2021 "i think the disney watch is finally breaking my spirit"
"disney properties :-|"

"Oh I fucking hate Nancy she just makes a mess and stresses me out" "nancy's just a huge shithead"
12:50 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "NANCY KILLED MR COOL"
"i think if i didn't hate nancy i'd probably like this show but god she's unbearable"
"the thing is this show could be great if like. nancy didn't exist and the show was about jojo and the parents"

"i didnt know i was dealing with catholic guilt nancy today"
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2:57 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "nancy learns about poor people"

"the sliding scale of shitty cartoon friends"

"nancy says she can't be your dance partner sorry bye"

2:22 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "why is nancy insistent on making her mother conform to a gender?"
"NANCY IS MANIPULATING HER SISTER."

8:28 AM · Jun 25, 2021 "you expect me to believe this woman is straight?"
[Image ID: Nancy's Mother from Fancy Nancy. She has a pixie cut, glasses, and a red plaid shirt. /End ID]


 

 

 

 

 

Though to be fair, though, this show does take place in Canada. (EDIT 12/05/2023: Apparently that isn't right lmfao apparently it takes place in Ohio. I have no idea why I put Canada in my notes. Maybe something overtly Canadian like a Superstore or the machine?)

WHY DOES FANCY NANCY TAKE PLACE IN CANADA"

"part a: miss devine mourns her late husband and writes a really sweet song
part b: nancy ralphs at the thought of eating snails"

"i like that there's one boy amongst nancy's friends and he's basically just fozzie"
"this adult talking about how her dress is not tax deductible"

But the show isn't about any of them. It's about Nancy, and I really wish it wasn't. I hate to say this about a kid character, but the show would be a lot more fun without her.

Overall Rating for Fancy Nancy: D Tier