This is where I, an adult in my late 20s, discuss my project of watching every Disney Cartoon show. Fair Warning: There will be discussions of some dark topics, such as bigotry and drugs. There will also be some swearing. Nothing overwhelmingly horrid, but I am an adult and I do act like one here, despite my watching kid shows, so probably PG-13.
"there should be a nonbinary character in fancy nancy. nancy should teach kids about iel"
10:19 AM · Jun 25, 2021 "i think the disney watch is finally breaking my spirit" "disney properties :-|"
"Oh I fucking hate Nancy she just makes a mess and stresses me out" "nancy's just a huge shithead" 12:50 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "NANCY KILLED MR COOL" "i think if i didn't hate nancy i'd probably like this show but god she's unbearable" "the thing is this show could be great if like. nancy didn't exist and the show was about jojo and the parents"
"i didnt know i was dealing with catholic guilt nancy today" 12:57 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "nancy learns about poor people"
1:59 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "the sliding scale of shitty cartoon friends"
A lot of episodes I watched were about Nancy and Bree having a disagreement because Nancy was unable to budge on things, and it felt really unfair to Bree. In a more specific example, there's "JoJo Does The Dirty Work," in which Nancy gets her toddler sister to tell her friends, including Bree, that she didn't want to be dance partners with them anymore.
2:45 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "nancy says she can't be your dance partner sorry bye"
Granted, that was one of the cartoonishly evil things she did, and I have a bit of respect for that, but she's also kind of terrible to the rest of her family, which are amazing to watch in comparison.
12:01 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "nancy withholds love from her family" 2:22 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "why is nancy insistent on making her mother conform to a gender?" 2:28 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "NANCY IS MANIPULATING HER SISTER."
Granted, some of them are pretty funny, like Nancy getting all the neighborhood kids to go on strike and refuse to give their parents hugs and kisses, but the way she treats her mother and JoJo, who are a lot less feminine is insane to watch. JoJo especially, she just wants to be a pirate.
You gotta appreciate the patience of Mrs. Clancy though, all things considered.
8:28 AM · Jun 25, 2021 "you expect me to believe this woman is straight?"
Though to be fair, though, this show does take place in Canada. (EDIT 12/05/2023: Apparently that isn't right lmfao apparently it takes place in Ohio. I have no idea why I put Canada in my notes. Maybe something overtly Canadian like a Superstore or the machine?)
8:35 AM · Jun 25, 2021 "WHY DOES FANCY NANCY TAKE PLACE IN CANADA"
I guess Nancy's kind of living her dream in that regard. French culture is pretty normal here, even if you're outside Quebec. I've gone to events where they straight up only speak French in Manitoba. I could question it, but honestly, she's probably in heaven right now.
Or not?
Anyway the episode "Escar-No!" is about the Clancy family winning a contest in which a fancy French chef comes to make them a fancy French dinner. Nancy is so excited at this prospect until she realizes they're eating snails and has to deal with the cognitive dissonance and amount that she wants to throw up and would rather eat something else.
The episode is kind of peak Nancy being unbearable to me, which is wild, because the other episode it was paired with, "Trois Cheers for Mrs. Devine" is objectively the best episode of the show. It made me cry.
A bit of background, Mrs. Devine is a old woman who is a neighbor of Nancy and her family. Nancy absolutely idolizes her because Mrs. Devine is also very fancy and unapologetically herself.
The episode is about Mrs. Devine being sad and Nancy trying to do everything she can to make Mrs. Devine less sad so she can play, despite Mrs. Devine insisting that today is just a very sad day. It turns out that it's the anniversary of her husband's death and she really misses him. She sings a whole song about it and man it's so good.
1:28 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "part a: miss devine mourns her late husband and writes a really sweet song part b: nancy ralphs at the thought of eating snails"
Honestly, I'd watch a whole show about Mrs. Devine. I'd watch a show about JoJo. I'd watch a show about the mom or Bree or Lionel who I totally forgot to mention until this point. I'd even watch some of the insane ass background characters this show has.
2:02 PM · Jun 26, 2021 "i like that there's one boy amongst nancy's friends and he's basically just fozzie" 11:42 AM · Jun 26, 2021 "this adult talking about how her dress is not tax deductible"
But the show isn't about any of them. It's about Nancy, and I really wish it wasn't. I hate to say this about a kid character, but the show would be a lot more fun without her.